Jocks vs nerds




Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes
$178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of
sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a
whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would
have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax
deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500
at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living
comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics,
and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy
Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents
for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have
less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.


14 comments:

Morgan said...

I wonder if it's too late for me to become a nerd????? because damm who cares..if ya got that type of $$$ labels sort of fall awy at that point ! My new goal....
I wan't to be a nerd!
:)

Bob Johnson said...

yea, but is he really happy? lol

The Bimbo said...

Applause... well said well said

bob said...

damn.

nuf said.

bob on.

myonlyphoto said...

Hey can anyone do the same for Bill Gates, lol. Good post. Bob is right, is he really happy?
Anna :)

Anonymous said...

my stomach turned reading that. I think I've got a total of 5 bucks sitting in the console of my vehicle... and it's not doing anything but sitting there... and I am going over all the stuff I can get with it - and have no change...hmph
~2

Unknown said...

When Michael Jordan played basketball I enjoyed watching an athlete perform for the first time in my life. Before, I never really cared what happened in ball games. The man was thrilling on court. And beautiful. I saw a few live games. But the play-off games, which were more intense than the others, would leave me awake at night. That's how much I got into it. A fantasy thing: imagine being able to do anything that fast and sure and gorgeously. As rich as he is, there are richer people who offer a lot less. CEOs that bankrupt companies, war mongerers--yeah, if you love Bill Gates, fine. Michael Jordan made me happy. Writing a blog and the community that I've found on the internet makes me happy, too. Hurray for Jordan; hurray for Gates. They changed the world.

Anonymous said...

I love this - Wow! And does it matter if either one of them are happy? I'd much rather be UN-happy and have that much money than be UN-happy with none. And I'd much rather be happy with that much money than happy with none. So, either way... money rules!

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